RetreatBoss Magazine - 003

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Rebellion is in my nature.

With a unique name like mine (Zoa) how could I

not be different from everyone around me?

Rebellions

of Zoa

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y first rebellion? It was the fated

biology class when we learned

about my nemesis: Protozoa. Oh

my, that stoked the teasing fire

that kids fling at each other. I was never going

to live that one down because, yes, my name

is exactly the word used in protozoa. Zoa is

the Greek word for “life”. Protozoa is the name

given to the smallest, most basic life known on

Earth. More fodder for the kids. In my kid brain,

biology and kids were “mean”.

So I rebelled.

Rebellion #1 ~ Mean People

What would my future self do, knowing I was a

straight A student with safety pins in her ears

and the Violent Femmes on my Walkman? I

examined my teachers searching for guidance:

Chemistry ---> an old white guy wearing

glasses, a lab coat, and a pocket protector

Math ---> a parade of people who meant

well but were uninspiring

Physics ---> a tall woman with long curly

red hair and makeup worn just so speaking

animatedly about her subject and working as

a model during the summer

The choice could not have been more clear if

it was written in the sky.

I was smart. Really smart. Smart enough to know

that I needed to get out of my small town as soon

as physically possible. University applications

went out the fall of my junior year. I was 15. You

would think that I would have had the support

of my school, right? Yet, back in those days, I

received the words “barefoot and pregnant” from

my guidance counselor.